Thursday, November 17, 2005

news

I tune into the news on the RHUL student radio station and hear the following:

Three ethnic minority students from RHUL had the shit kicked out of them by pikeys in Egham.

Reports of a rape in Englefield Green remain unsubstantiated.

The drama society are volunteering in the local community.

Perfect Pizzas two for one offer: it's not laziness; it's genius.

On the Independent website I read the following:

Channel 4 have spent millions on a hoax reality TV show in which 9 contestants will think they've flown to space when they actually haven't.

Music containing religious lyrics is now allowed to be played in civil wedding ceremonies; passages from bibles and Korans are not.

Decaf coffee is bad for you.

The US did use deadly white phosphorus weapons whilst fighting in Fallujah.

Someone died of bird flu.

Wow.

Right now I'm writing an essay on the definition of art.

www.postsecret.blogspot.com

I think that's it.

Other headlines of mine include:

Frightened Christian joins new cell group; first meeting tonight.

Caffeinated coffee is definitely better for you than decaff.

Stomach cramps kill one in halls of residence tragedy.

Students conclude that bird flu probably is coming and wonder why no one's done anything to stop that.

Girl gets inspired, creative.

Girl feels better.

2 Comments:

At 3:18 am , Anonymous Anonymous said...

FI! you mentioned i haven't commented in ages. so, i will post the lyrics to La Belle Et La Bette (by the very belle pete doherty) the song that was in fact written about our experience...

"I'll tell you a story but you won't listen/it's about a nightmare steeped in tradition/it's a story of a coked-up pansy/spends the night in flights of fancy/met two fellas over gin and mixers/they talked for a while and soon got the picture/one was a soaped-up soho mincer/the other was a pikey with a knowledge of scripture/then the conversation got evil/they talked and talked and talked and talked about people/why did you do that to so many people?.....that girl's way ahead of the game."

and so i ask myself- is [fi] more beautiful, is [fi] more beautiful, is [fi] more beautiful than me?

i conclude- the answer is yes. and square brackets rule!!

bala chadha love to u marra xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 
At 1:12 pm , Blogger Fi said...

argh!!! i just read your post with those lyrics in and made my own post with those lyrics in and linked to your post with those lyrics in, only to find that you've left a comment with those lyrics in!!!

est, stop stealing my thoughts..

is [tea] more beautiful than me? is [tea] more beautiful than me?

answer: only the way est makes it.

 

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